serversided

🥖🍷🧀 BONJOUR MES AMIS 🧀🍷🥖

oui oui. i am FRENCH. not french-adjacent. not “my grandmother was from lyon.” FRENCH. 🇫🇷 i have the baguette. i have the wine. i have the cheese. i have crippling, load-bearing opinions about your bread and i will share them.

OPSEC: 1337 😤🫱😤🫱😤🫱 tails on a burner, PGP on everything, a VPN behind a VPN behind a third VPN that i do not talk about. you will never find me. my name is serversided. that is not a username, mon ami, that is a lifestyle. 🔐

TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR 🥁 TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR 🥁 tralalero tralala 🦈 bombardiro crocodilo 🐊 — i do not know what any of it means and i will not be researching it

also, yes, i stick my fingers up my own hands. 🫱 do not ask. it is a french thing. we have been doing it since 1789 and we are not stopping now. liberté, égalité, whatever that was. 🇫🇷

gay. freaky. femboy. in that order, oui? 💅 my aura is +10000. my rizz is frankly gyatt-tier. i am so unbelievably him. chat — is this real? it is real. sacré bleu. 😤

what i actually offer: wine, cheese, extremely tough opsec advice you did not ask for, and being talked at in a french accent until you fall asleep. 🥐

je ne sais quoi? non. je sais EXACTEMENT quoi. 😤🫱😤🫱😤🫱